Alcohol Poisoning

What is Alcohol Poisoning?


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Is what my friend Charles got after 15 shots of wild turkey in 2 hours. Puking is usually consistent for upwards of 6 hours, accompanied by shirtless grunting and dry heaves. Following that is a period of delusional, semi-coherent bouts of swearing, and culminating with an attempt to crawl into my bed. which was denied. Recommendations are to not drink 15 shots of wild turkey, ever. Especially the day before your first server training shift at Olive Garden.

Sorry for spilling your Fettucini Italiano all over your face, ma'am. I got alcohol poisoning.

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