Alcoholic Savant

What is Alcoholic Savant?


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A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

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