Alcoholic Savant

What is Alcoholic Savant?


1.

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

See chuck norris, shattler, tea bag, cuntdescending


75

Random Words:

1. "Oh my God. Shut the fuck up" screen name 1: i was on tv! screen name 2: omg stfu! See renae..
1. When someone is more magnificent than another. Kelly is f'in magnificenter than Dave. See awesomer, bester, worster..
1. Vagina and the area serrounding it. Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods. See pussy,..