Alcoholic Widow

What is Alcoholic Widow?


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The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.

This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.

"My husband passed away a month ago"

"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"

"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"

"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"

See booze, beer, vodka, widow, alcholoic


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