What is Alcoholic Widow?
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The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
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The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends..
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1) Not the Cheat.
"Who's the guy from 21 Jump Street? NOT THE CHEAT NOT THE CHEAT"
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Narc. 21 Jump Street originally..
