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Apple products are poor in quality.
In more "Apple-user Friendly" words: They do not last long & are a waste of money tha..
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Dried up shit that gets smeared arond the ass and drys the next level up from winnets
I got so wasted last night i woke up with a crust..
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creating more boogers than all others
That sandstorm yesterday made you the boogeringest dog I've ever seen...