Alcoporn

What is Alcoporn?

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n. the suggestive pictures and prose used in beer, wine and liquor ads

Jose Contreras: Why is that beer bottle shaped like a naked woman??

Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude

See 12 stepper, 13 stepper, alcoheimers, beer queer, barlot

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