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when you shove you finger up your arse and wave it under your friend's nose while he is asleep
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Someone who is constantly in the crapper taking a monster shit.
"Where is John"
"That shitmeister is in the crapper aga..
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A female that claims to be a virgin, yet only 33% of her relevant orifices remain pure. How special can it feel to be the first through..