What is Alcorn?
The awe-inspiring offspring fabricated when an acorn and an alcove love each other very much. Often larger than life. Known for being fast drinkers and even faster talkers with a sharp wit. May or may not make you laugh 'til your kidney ruptures. Use with caution.
"Man, that alcorn makes me go nuts!"
A girl who says one thing, but will do another if it will get her drunk.
Hey dude, aren't you and Alcorn dating?
Depends on if I'm buying her a drink. Right now shes with that guy. Tomorrow? The world...