Alcoturd

What is Alcoturd?

nuon, mass noun; the exceptionally dark, heavy and foul-smelling faeces expelled after binge drinking, also called beerpoo.

I got up this morning and reeked out the shitter with a massive alcoturd. It didn't flush.

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