What is Alculate?


To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.

Ben - I am so drunk off the two Fuzzy Navals I consumed in the last 10 hours.

Neal - I just alculated that you are a sober loser.

See alcohol, drinking, shot, sober


To practice alculation, which is the science of drinking the cheapest/strongest drink at all times.

Dave – Can I order a Stoli Melon-tini?

Neal – I’ll take two shots of house vodka mixed with a shot of your shittiest whiskey.

Bartender - Not only is that Neal guy so cool, but he also knows how to alculate like a pro.

See alcohol, drunk, cheap, worst, strong, drink


To figure out the dollar value per unit of alcoholic beverage. Examples of one unit of alcoholic beverage include: 1.5 oz of 80 proof vodka, 12 oz of beer with 5% alcohol, 5 oz of wine with 12% alcohol.

For the same price, a 750ml bottle of 100 proof SoCo alculates much better than a 750ml bottle of 80 proof SoCo.

SoCo and lime shots alculate horribly as they are 50% SoCo, 50% non-alcoholic lime juice. For better alculation, you are better off asking for the shot of 100% SoCo and squeezing a lime into it.

Mike is a genious for coming up with the term alculate.

See mike, genious, alculate, tuesday


The act of figuring out the way to get the most drunk for the least amount of money.

Mike - Guys, I picked up some Busch Light for the power hour instead of the Zima that Neal requested. I’ve never finished a power hour before, but I have alculated before and this is the cheapest, most effective way to do it.

Neal - I prefer the taste of Zima, but you're correct, this does alculate better.

See drinking, alcohol, cool, power hour


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