What is Alderon?
1.
Princess Leia's home planet
The Jedi Triumverate of Indiana Jones, Jones Juice, and Dr. Benjamin Spock decided to blow the fucking planet for 2 reasons: 1) the fuck of it 2) They were way to Red Bellied Warblers on it.
Grand Moff Tarquin has a big big big big big big big big fucking cock.