Alderon

What is Alderon?


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Princess Leia's home planet

The Jedi Triumverate of Indiana Jones, Jones Juice, and Dr. Benjamin Spock decided to blow the fucking planet for 2 reasons: 1) the fuck of it 2) They were way to Red Bellied Warblers on it.

Grand Moff Tarquin has a big big big big big big big big fucking cock.


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