What is Aldi?
1.
Store with all kinds of cheap crap.
Did you see Aldi's advertention?!A new PC for 200 $!
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A supermarket that started in Germany. It sells mostly generic brand food(not off-brand) that tastes just as good.
Generic really just means there's no advertising. Go on, compare Welche's Grape Soda with Aldi's Grape Soda, they will have the same ingredients and the same taste. (It's the same way with save-a-lot. It's not for poor people, just don't buy the box of cereal that happened to fall on the floor)
Guy: I'm goin to Aldi to get some Sugar Frosted Flakes
Guy2: Look at this cheap-behind nugga, can't even name brand
Guy: At least I'm not spending $5.99 on a box of Frosted Flakes, that's wasting your money.
Guy2: I don't care, I'll waste my money whenever I want to...
Guy2 realizes what he said makes him look like a douchebag
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1.(Noun) A cheap ass store , resembling a 99 cent store in the USA.This store is thought to be high quality in The Netherlands.
2.(Adjective)Word used to describe something of poor quality(Commonly used in Belgium)
1.John : Wow , did you see Shaniqua the other day?
Amy : Yeah , she was wearing a cheap ass jacket , I bet I saw it in one of Aldi's folders.
2.Wow man , you look so Aldi , take those fake ass gold chains off!
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Absolute joke of a "supermarket" where off-brands are sold in cardboard boxes instead of shelves! Jive ass store that keeps popping up everywhere. Makes Save-A-Lot look like Bloomingdale's.
Toothless Fayette County, PA resident: "Pack up da kids- we're goin' to Aldi's to buy Chicken and Dumplin's in a can for dinna wit my Access card!"
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Newly coined politically INcorrect word used in the south of England to describe mentally retarded individuals. ALDI -Adult-with-Learning-DIfficulties.
It is used to attach the stigma of an extremely unpopular "supermarket" to unfortunate individuals who suffer from a mental illness.
Only used by decent people when used to describe
Idiot Chav 1: Oi Mush give us a box of fags
Decent Person: Get lost ALDI
Idiot chav 1: Hey bob he called me a ALDI!
Idiot Chav 2: Lets get him!
Decent Person: *Pulls gun and shoots them*
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rampant typos, usually caused by being a dutchie.
aldi fucked up again.
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A chain of German supermarkets, owned by Hitler to infiltrate other countries with the goal of eventually taking over the world.
"Aldi - Where the prices are cheap because we use slave labour and make our products out of concentration camp left overs"