Aldridged

What is Aldridged?

When a man has viewed and, god forbid it, touched your penis whilst you were asleep / unconscious.

Godamit would you know I was Aldridged last night, the b*stard crept into my room and prised up my pants with a coathanger

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Gilliatt

1. Thin, Small Nippled, Hitler Haired Wears - Glasses, Big Clothes, Skimpy Boxers Thinks - He is hard but is defo not!!! Touches himself..

Shmurkin

1. tight,smooth,fresh. This chicken is shmurkin. See Brandon..

Temporal Statis

1. the power in majick terms to freeze things in their tracks. often used in tv shows such as charmed my power is temporal statis, i can ..

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