Aldridged

What is Aldridged?

When a man has viewed and, god forbid it, touched your penis whilst you were asleep / unconscious.

Godamit would you know I was Aldridged last night, the b*stard crept into my room and prised up my pants with a coathanger

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'member

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[bedsnap]

1. on a one night stand taking a picture of the victim while they sleep. check out this bedsnap See one night stand, sex, sleeping, victi..

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