Alec

What is Alec?


1.

A smartalec is generally characterized as a person who can take any argument, no matter how sound it may appear to be, and pick it apart piece by piece while offering large amounts of evidence to the contrary of the target argument, effectively forcing the opponent to realize he's a complete idiot. An alec will also mix in various subtle yet sharp insults, humorous wit, and a devastating amount of logical reasoning to add salt to the wound. This Internet personality is usually well liked and honored in the community for their intelligence, clever wit, wisdom, and strong fighting capabilities, even by those who are unlucky enough to be the butt of his assault.

"That smart alec is amazing. He's funny, clever, intelligent, witty, honest, and demonstratively loyal to all that is right and good. The only people who hate him are people who want to be like him." - Forum participant

Person A: That smart alec made me look like an idiot yesterday.

Person B: You were already an idiot before you ran into the alec. He just made you aware of it.

See smart aleck, wiseguy, novel

2.

the coolest person in the world. smart, funny, sexy,, just completely amazing. Most girls want him in the sack and just cant resist being around him.

damn, that alec is one sexy mother fuck

See alik, alfie, bisky, sexy

3.

Well, what can you say about Alec? Not much, but still quite a lot... Alec is a TOTAL pervert, but still fun to flirt with ;) Usually, Alecs are generally good friends with Westons (who are also total perverts) and don't know when to SHUT UP sometimes. But Alecs are amazingly adorable (you could say cute, but I say HOT) and tall and kinda strange. Usually, their 7th grade pictures look like he's a Hawaiian tourist... He's a good guy, just doesn't know how to show it the right way just yet. He will someday, hopefully. And, he's DEFINATELY changed since 6th and 7th grade, so don't judge him from those yearbook pictures!!!

Me: Alec, you PERV!

Alec: hahaha yeah...

Me: Oh well!

Alec: Yeah...

See alec, judy, weird, pervert, weston, odd, akward

4.

A four inch long nipple hair. Usually straight, or combed.

I never knew you had an Alec!

See alec, nipple, hair

5.

A term for a white male who was "adopted" by asians. The white male feels he fits in with the asians, but in fact the asians have no clue as to why he is there. This term can also be used for a white male that cannot dance at all, or is just extremely annoying and weird.

John: Dude who the hell is that guy?

Jimmy: Dude I don't know but i definitely hope he's not an alec.

See alec, asian, white, male, dance

6.

A sweet quiet boy, Alec's generally like to read and are very polite. Well muscled but slightly "soft", Alec's never fight. Alec's are not rude, do not brag, and are very patient. They tend to like Annie's.

girl #1: Ahhh! He's sooo sweet!

girl #2: Duh. He's an Alec.

See vladamire, goliath, todd, annie, polite

7.

The sweetest boy in the whole world!!!! If you met him you would be in ah!!! YES he is that sweet!

Katrina: That guy is such a alec!

Lilly: OMG i no!!!!!!

See sweet, cool, tight, loving, text


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