Alec Hess

What is Alec Hess?

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A very large specimen that is beleived to be human, although no one is really sure. Speaks many different languages and has hawk eyes. Likes to smoke weed and listen to popular 80's speed metal band Megadeth. Dunked in 3 basketball games.

Damn, Alec Hess is really tight!!!!!!

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