What is Alejandro?
1.
A typical name for a myspace celebrity. Usually have hair spiked up like a dyke, septum and snakebites maybe a monroe stud. Most Alejandros wear girl clothes believe it or not. No Alejandros however are gay or will ever be. One known Alejandro is located in South Carolina.
Shelby: I saw this kid on Myspace and he had weird hair and rings on his face!
Emily: Oh, it was probably an Alejandro.
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2.
a person who engages in compulsive humping activities, no matter where
Looks at this guy! he is such an alejandro, he is humping that bitch in the library
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3.
A real ass nigga. The realest to do it. Born in the outskirts of Chi-Town, raised in the 56-ACE. Currently running shit at THE Florida State University.
Basically, running shit all day everyday with a realness that blinds the normal man.
Alejandro is a real ass nigga.
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4.
a celebrity that is usually very unpopular however very attractive. usually has many friends and smokes pot. likes the usually Hollywood whores and will probably die of drug overdose.
did u see that actor he was such a Alejandro!
that druggie looked like Alejandro.
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5.
noun - (Spanish variant of Alexander)
1. One who can hardly contain his
2. Extreme
3. Male having an abnormally large
4. The most common name given to katanas, uzis, bomberplanes, warships, jetfighters, nuclear warheads, hedgetrimmers, and bear traps.
Example 1.
Move aside and let the Alejandro through.
Example 2.
Professor: Can anyone tell me who said, "for any self-consistent recursive axiomatic system powerful enough to describe the arithmetic of the natural numbers, there are true propositions about the naturals that cannot be proved from the axioms."?
Student: Do I look like an Alejandro?
Example 3.
Kim: Holy shit! Did you see that?
Martha: He must be an Alejandro.
Example 4.
"Watch out for that Alejandro"
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