Alek

What is Alek?


1.

Alek Is The Heterosexual Way Of Spelling Alec.

Person One: "Sooo...How do you spell your name?"

"With A 'C' right?"

Person Two: "Fuck No, Im Not Gay"

Person One: "Ohhhh...Ok, So 'Alek'"

See alex, alec, alexa, heterosexual

2.

a term used to describe a man with a big penis

Person 1: "Did you see his penis? It's huge!"

Person 2: "Ya, he's pretty alek."

See alek, big, huge, dick

3.

used to express disagreement, unbelief or scepticism concerning something said before. Often used derogatively to insult someone after he shows off something he is proud of.

Someone: Fuck you man I've got 25 cm cock

Me: Alllek...

(My reply implies that he has no more than 10)


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