What is Alek?
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Alek Is The Heterosexual Way Of Spelling Alec.
Person One: "Sooo...How do you spell your name?"
"With A 'C' right?"
Person Two: "Fuck No, Im Not Gay"
Person One: "Ohhhh...Ok, So 'Alek'"
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a term used to describe a man with a big penis
Person 1: "Did you see his penis? It's huge!"
Person 2: "Ya, he's pretty alek."
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used to express disagreement, unbelief or scepticism concerning something said before. Often used derogatively to insult someone after he shows off something he is proud of.
Someone: Fuck you man I've got 25 cm cock
Me: Alllek...
(My reply implies that he has no more than 10)
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The biggest nastiest whore you could possibly could imagine, but the scumbag in every group will still bang
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A person who has a childish fascination with their penis but who constantly wishes it were bigger
My winkle is so small, plumb and roun..
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Greeting between male friends.
Up the piece, mate...