Aleks

What is Aleks?


1.

the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don't. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.

did you do all your aleks minutes?

no.

good for you.

See aleks, math, stupid, pricks, gay

2.

Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. You know that you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or girlfriends tits. If not cleaned immediately the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.

"...And honey... Make sure to clean up your Aleks before you leave for school! No one likes a crusty Aleks!"

"But mom....."

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