What is Aleksey?
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A callipygian Russian god of sex, derived from ancient Greek myths of Alsexian. In the legend of Alsexian, he single-handedly pleased 10 women, 3 young boys, and an octopus, thus capturing the hearts and minds of an entire nation.
That hot guy Aleksey is pretty Alsexian.
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Similar to the Midas Touch, but in this case you intentionally wipe your ass with your pointer finger.
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1. A particularly nasty, dirty, doped-out hooker. This is not your average prostitute. Ex. A cum-guzzling, crack-out whore with to much ..
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A girl wearing tight jeans that causes said girl's lower back fat/love handles to look as if it were a muffin top making her actual..
