Aleksey

What is Aleksey?

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A callipygian Russian god of sex, derived from ancient Greek myths of Alsexian. In the legend of Alsexian, he single-handedly pleased 10 women, 3 young boys, and an octopus, thus capturing the hearts and minds of an entire nation.

That hot guy Aleksey is pretty Alsexian.

See sex god, awesome, russia, tetris, octopus
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