Alert Emu

What is Alert Emu?


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A mascot/Hero that should be used for a number of things including Mcdonalds and KFC. It can be described as a quite small emu that when smells danger, it lifts it's head up and squawks and then runs off. Alert Emu cannot speak English but can talk other languages such as 'emuanon' (the language of the Emu's)

Person 1: omg they're trying to cheat me, They gave me a cheeseburger instead of a big mac!

Person 2:*Calls for Alert Emu*

Alert Emu: *Squawks, then runs off and talks to person serving at Mcdonalds to get a better deal*

Person 1: Thanks Alert Emu I Owe You one.

See emu, mcdonalds, hero, mascot, kfc


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