Alert The Coastguard

What is Alert The Coastguard?


1.

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

See crap, toilet, warning, coast, guard


95

Random Words:

1. A browser based MMORPG depicting a vast world. With a variety of npc monsters, items, weapons, armor, accessories and food. A fun way to..
1. to bogush someone: to rip a post apart on a (typically motoring related) forum. Specifically to demolish every part of an earlier post ..
1. Two fisted knuckle shuffle. Whoa! I just walked in there and Billy was doing the double knuckle shuffle on the piss pump! See knuckle ..