Alert The Coastguard

What is Alert The Coastguard?

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

See crap, toilet, warning, coast, guard

6 To 12

1. This is where your cock goes from 6 o' clock to 12 o' clock. Or in other words you get a boner when you see a hott chick. &qu..

Bansai Brian

1. Usually performed on an unconsious person. Their own finger is taken and stuck up their ass. You then perform a dirty sanchez with it an..

Jhash

1. giving ones self a handjob; in simpler terms, jerking off. Harut was jhashing in back of English class. See jerk off, handjob, pleasur..

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