Alert The Coastguard

What is Alert The Coastguard?

1.

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

See crap, toilet, warning, coast, guard

95

Random Words:

Gaflugenator

1. one who generates a scene to hide the fact that they flatulated. the gaflugenator made hand motions to dilute the stench. See culprit..

Vage

1. Slang for vagina, especially in the U.S. in the 1960s and 1970s. Man, he went down on her vage like a champ! See vagina, pussy, quim, ..

Power-slap

1. Getting knocked the hell out. I almost power-slapped a customer See Saints..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free