Alert The Coastguard

What is Alert The Coastguard?


1.

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

See crap, toilet, warning, coast, guard


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