What is Alestorm?
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True Fucking Scottish Pirate Metal
Alestorm are pure dos
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Biggest waste of fucking time scotland has ever experienced! Scottish + Pirate + Metal, does NOT go. PLEASE REALISE THIS
" i need a name for my ridiculous, stupid, rubbish band, with a singer who cant sing, and a host of stupid pirate melodies so i can sell out to a niche market "
" Hmm, how about beer rain, or Alestorm "
" BINGO! "
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