Alestorm

What is Alestorm?


1.

True Fucking Scottish Pirate Metal

Alestorm are pure dos

See pirates, metal, scotland, scottish

2.

Biggest waste of fucking time scotland has ever experienced! Scottish + Pirate + Metal, does NOT go. PLEASE REALISE THIS

" i need a name for my ridiculous, stupid, rubbish band, with a singer who cant sing, and a host of stupid pirate melodies so i can sell out to a niche market "

" Hmm, how about beer rain, or Alestorm "

" BINGO! "

See power metal, shit, rubbish, boring, pirates


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