What is Aletima?
A marriage between an animal and a human, resulting in a large headed manimal, who often is attracted to large whale-like features, especially blow holes. The marriage ceremony needs to take place near hot dogs (wrapped in bacon) or pizza, since that is the only thing a aletima can eat. This is often why scientist believe that the aletima has a large head.
Hey, did you happen to attend the aletima?
Yeah, but I couldn't really see the priest or the guests, there was a big head covering them up.
Yeah same here....man i'm never going to an aletima again.