Alex Greenwald

What is Alex Greenwald?

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Lead singer of Phantom Planet. Also, the best person in the world. He does NOT like to be considered an actor even though he had some minor acting rolls. Vegan and awesome and completely the most gorgeous thing ever. Owns a keyboard that barks and loves all Randies. And Brandy. Screams "HADOUKEN!" at any moment he feels like it.

Person 1:"Alex Greenwald? You mean that ugly guy?"

Person 2:"You need to go die, come back to life, and die again."

Person 3:"I agree. Everyone knows Alex Greenwald is the best person in the world. Shame on you."

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