Alex Johnson

What is Alex Johnson?


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a celebrity who was well known for dipping his cock in baskets to collect donuts and letting men nibble them off

slinn: omg did u see alex johnson on tv last nite dipping his cock and hooking out donuts

antony: ye he got 3 donuts cus he was so small but burt got eight, i was laughing so much

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