Alex Rant

What is Alex Rant?


1.

An extremely annoying way way to bug the shit out of your friends. It is simply expressing ones views in a fashion that is often described as loud, childish, and annoying.

There are three requirements to an Alex rant:

1) The ranter must be named Alex.

2) The ranter must be extremely fat.

3) The people hearing the rant must not actually care about what is being said.

Person 1: Hey, listen to that Alex rant.

Person 2: It's an Alex rant, why would I listen?

See alex, rant, alexander, fat


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