Alex Schlake Edit Meaning

1. The pillow used to kneel on while performing fellatio in attempt to make the cocksucker more comfortable. What's your home number?..

1. kinda like a quickie, only faster and less satisfying. I got shitfaced and ended up with some guy at the bar giving me a zimmster. Now..

1. The technique of taking a picture in such a way as to obfuscate the fatness of the subject She looked hot in her Myspace picture, but i..