What is Alex Suarez?
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super hot bassist in cobra starship
has a myspace and replys back and is the wet dream of many young girls
person 1: omg i met alex suarez he's so nice
person 2: i know right he has a nice ass too
person 3: what are you guys talking about
person 1&2: omg stfu gtfo
jesus: :|
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super duper sexy bassist of cobra starship. smells very nice, replies to messages, and has big....features.
"OMG ALEX SUAREZ IS SO HOT"
"ikr? the suavez is smells sexy."
"and his hands are huuuge. lol."
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When you've been drinking too much, then go down on your girl, then get sick and vomit all over her twat.
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the process of chasing down, and then seducing, timid, nerdy boys.
"Snagging my new nerdy boyfriend wasn't easy - he was inti..
