What is Alexander Bell?
Leading from the chap who invented audio telegraphy ('Marconi' simply doesn't have the same connotation in the English speaking world).
I think this is a uniquely Aussie expression, but may be in use elsewhere.
He's not at work. Try and get him on his
Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.
Guy: jizzs on her face right then:)