Alexander Bell Edit Meaning

1.

TELEPHONE.

Leading from the chap who invented audio telegraphy ('Marconi' simply doesn't have the same connotation in the English speaking world).

I think this is a uniquely Aussie expression, but may be in use elsewhere.

He's not at work. Try and get him on his alexander bell.

See phone, telephone, communication, ring

2.

Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.

Girl: "Hello?"

Guy: jizzs on her face right then:)