Alexander Fishstick

What is Alexander Fishstick?

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Lube your dick with fish oil. Finger the girl in the asshole so she gets real horny. Now, place your dick in her mouth while still fingering her in the ass. Before you cum, you kick her in the vagina and say, "Go choke on a sausage!" The funny thing is, she is choking on a sausage, yours!

My boyfriend alexander fishsticked me last night. It felt good until he kicked me in the vagina!

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