What is Alexander Funke?
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An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
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