Alexandra Park

What is Alexandra Park?


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A fabulous national park visited by many, especially from nearby villages such as Moss Side and Longsight. Many youngsters use this quaint place to go for a jog with their new handbag or pension book, while others simply enjoy relaxing by the duck pond whilst brushing up on their weapon handling skills.

This is one of the most historic sights in England as many brothers were slayed here in bloody gang wars, many hundreds of days ago.

It is rumoured that if you wander thought at night you can re-enact some of these battles, although there have been many accidents and tales of people being accidentally stabbed seventeen times in the back and happenin' to loose there wallet, phone and trainers aswell.


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