Alexi Laiho

What is Alexi Laiho?


1.

The world's greatest metalgod from the kickass metal band Children of Bodom. He's hott, too.

Look at Alexi, and listen to his awesome guitar riffs!

2.

An extremely underrated and very talented guitarist/lead singer. He is the (very sexy!!!) frontman for the Finnish metal band Children of Bodom. Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho composes most of the band's lyrics and music, and obviously, does a great job of it too. Alexi is a great axman and his guitar solos are challenging and just awesome to listen to. He could easily be the next Zakk Wylde.

"Establish world peace, kill everyone!"

-New sticker on Alexi's guitar

"Drink beer and don't give a flying fuck!!"

-Basically, his philosophy on life

3.

The greatest guitar player ever. He plays in the band Children Of Bodom. His riffs and solo's are the best and sings like no one. He is god.

Hail Alexi.

Other metal gods are Shagrathand Dani Filth.

I need a bishop preaching fire... to get away with my sins!

I despise everything I see so I don't give a fuck if ya hate me!

4.

Hottest metal musician in the universe. Performing vocals and guitar in 'Children of Bodom', Alexi screams and howls his mysterious lyrics into the night. Wears eyeliner and plays killer riffs. Hot stuff.

'Children of Bodom' 'Cute' 'sexy' 'messiah'

5.

Sex god and guitar god.

The lead vocalist, composer and guitarist for the awesome metal band Children of Bodom. Hail this glorious figure.

Phwoar, it's Alexi Laiho

See cob, children of bodom, metal, death metal, sex god

6.

also known as Alexi Copychild, decent guitarist known for copying countless riffs and licks, rearranging them with his band Children of Bodom. Likes to wear make-up and his sexual orientation is unknown.

Example: Alexi Laiho

7.

also known as Alexi Copychild, decent guitarist known for copying countless riffs and licks, rearranging them with his band Children of Bodom. Likes to wear make-up and his sexual orientation is unknown.

Example: Alexi Laiho


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