Alexis Machine

What is Alexis Machine?

Serial killer famed by Stephen King who likes to kill his victims with a straight razor.

I was going to shave this morning , but my roomate Alexis Machine stole my razor and killed everyone at the office.

See serial killer, murder, horror, book

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