Alfalfa Spout

What is Alfalfa Spout?

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?

PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

See dong, alfalfa sprouts, genitalia, skeet

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