Alfalfa Spout

What is Alfalfa Spout?

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?

PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

See dong, alfalfa sprouts, genitalia, skeet

Blewitts

1. in a state of disorder (derived from a second hand store in Stirling, Scotland) The place is (like) blewitt's. or Your blewitts ..

Insert Object Me Up

1. When One is about to perform an act, they shall say the place/object that this involves to indicate that tehy are about to perform this ..

Farder

1. Usually used during sex, if one does not permit a lot of talking, meaning both Harder and Faster at the same time, therefore saving time..

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