What is Alfie Patten?
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten
a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his
b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"
Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"