Alfie Patten

What is Alfie Patten?

Verb

-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun

- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

See alfie, pregnant, 13, patten, baby, maisie, bukkake, enjoyment

Kiddie Speed

1. Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well. Concerta, Ritalin, and Ad..

D.o.m.

1. Dirty Old Man Kim: here comes the D.O.M. that has been trying to buy me drinks all night! See funny, bar, dom, dirty, man..

Jeams

1. (n) jean seams, simply put "dude you're ripping your jeams by doing that" See seam, pants, sweatpants..

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