Alfie Patten

What is Alfie Patten?


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Verb

-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun

- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

See alfie, pregnant, 13, patten, baby, maisie, bukkake, enjoyment


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