What is Alfonso?
1.
A Russian Gigolo. Usually a male; tall, dark and handsome; one with who women want to sleep with.
Xenia: Man that guy is a total Alfonso
Lyuda: Definitely!
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2.
King of Spain from 1886-1931
Bow down Alfonso has just entered the room!
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3.
"How are you not drunk yet?"
"I met Alfonso in the bathroom stall earlier tonight, did you want some?"
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4.
A pedophile.
Someone who goes out with girls wayyy to young for them.
Ew look at that alfonso, she's at least half his age.
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