Alfonze

What is Alfonze?

A fonzi is a male who is of asian and cauasian decent. Usually has a huge greasy forehead and ridiculous glasses and it small in stature.

he gets ripped constantly and smells like the inside of a butthole

AlFonze gets ripped everyday at skool

See stinky, ripped, greasy, piesh

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