What is Alfred?
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A small town nestled in Allegany county, New York. Home to two colleges on opposite sides of main street, 3 bars, 2 sporting goods stores, 4 restaurants, and a (yes-- only one) stoplight. Other than if you are interested in ceramics or hazing, you have never heard of it. You have to drive an hour to a mall, 1 1/4 to an airport, and 20 minutes to a (crappy) movie theater. There is one, K-12 public school full of (mostly white) semi-snobby professor's kids and those who proudly were born and will die in Allegany County (which is the second poorest and most rural county in the state). Officially as far from urban as you can get.
There was a town festival for the 30th Anniversary of The Stoplight, and it was well attended. Need I say more?
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A boy who always smiles and when he gets angry, you can't tell whether he's serious or not. As well, he has no care in the world. It doesn't matter who you are or where you're from. You WILL get the smile.
"Stop pulling an Alfred. BE SERIOUS."
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3.
Very intelligent, attractive, naturally interesting. Cool without trying.
How does he do it? He is such an alfred.
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4.
Someone who is a compulsive liar and will not stop with a lie until you actually start to believe them. Also when an "Alfred" gets desperate, they will use facial expressions and won't laugh when telling a lie.
Stop being an Alfred man, I'll never believe that you're dating Allie Dimeco.
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One, particulary old aged male often around age 47 who plays warcraft all day. And works part time cutting meat. Spends all his money on
Wow we got our selfs a Master Alfred.
Alfred's new hair cut makes him look clever.
Alfred can't spell onion.
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6.
a very gay fag. he goes do to school but doesnt do shit only checks out fags like himself.
man, your an alfred!!!
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