What is Alfred Ashford?
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A very freaky character from
"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"
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A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.
Claire Redfield: Oh noes! Look at that freak.
Random Words:
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In Scotland we use a slang word for a woman, this slang word is Bird, i know it sounds horrible but has been around for many generations..
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Masturbation with a handkerchief - usually resulting in hanky cum
"Have you been using my handkerchiefs for handkerbation?"
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(n)
An automobile with an excessively large tail pipe that gives it a ridiculous sound that is comparible to someone farting into a mic..
