Alfred Ashford

What is Alfred Ashford?


1.

A very freaky character from Resident Evil Code: Veronicawho dresses up as a girl and has a very high pitched voice.

"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"

2.

A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.

Claire Redfield: Oh noes! Look at that freak.


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