What is Alfred Ashford?
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A very freaky character from
"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"
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A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.
Claire Redfield: Oh noes! Look at that freak.
Random Words:
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Something good that follows a series of other fortunate events.
A kicker
surburban home: like cherry on top
surburban home: c.o.t. ..
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Usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive
Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 ..