What is Alfred Ashford?
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A very freaky character from
"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"
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A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.
Claire Redfield: Oh noes! Look at that freak.
Random Words:
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To laugh so hard that one ejaculates, usually all over the keyboard.
"LIEK, ZOMFG TAHT WAS HILARIOUS LOLLERBATE BBQ 1111"
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When a guy goes out with a coochie mama and after 3 dates he has yet to make a move even though said coochie mama is gagging for a fuddi..
