What is Alfred Lam?
A teenage asian, and hero to his race. He has a phsudo-emo haircut and wears thick rimmed black glasses. His cheeks are subtle and his nose is blunt, kind like a pokemn meets a turtle. He enjoys playing video games, specifically Super Smash Brothers, watching Japanese Anime, and dating white girls. Also, he is a gaysian.
"So what is that Alfred Lam guy about?"
"Oh, he's all about white girls, video games, and anime."
"Oh yeah, I know that guy, he sits in the back of my health class and plans out his mass murders."