What is Alfred University?
Only the best university ever. Its mad good Art school and its insane engineering school, mixed in with the Liberal Arts school make for a sick diversity of students that just adds to the flavor. Theres never a shortage of parties, however many are overly packed (ie any house that is referred to by a number or by an orginization name: 38/Rugby House 5/Soccer House), but Nate's house is always superb. It's also insanely better than the shit across the street, better known as Alfred State.
Person 1: Hey look its Alfred University
Person 2: Holy shit, lets go get fucked at Nate's House, his Hooka is always mad smooth.