Alfs

What is Alfs?


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Gum Disease. You can tell when a person has alfs, because their gums are in such diseased condition that when they smile, pus runs down their teeth.

Man 1 : dude, Sally looks like she never brushes her teeth.

Man 2 : You got that right, the girl has Alfs disease. Anyone who kisses her is gonna get a mouth full of pus.

See gum rot, bad breath, loose teeth, gum rot


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