Alhberg Three Way

What is Alhberg Three Way?

Banging your girlfriend on the couch and your dog licks your nuts. You must finish the banging despite the dog licking.

Ed had an Alhberg three way last night with his weiner dog peanut

See dog, nuts, peanut, licking, banging

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