What is Alibaster Face?
A face you make when taking a wide dump, The facial expression lasts about 15 minutes after the deed is done.
Dj Half Ton: Man, WTF! who dropped this loaf in the toilet,
Friend 2: I dont know but I just saw Jimmy walking with a alibaster face
Dj Half Ton: Let me see, Oh yeah, he sure does have an Alibaster Face