What is Alice Cooper?
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One of the greatest rock artists ever who only stupid people havn't heard of.
Person 1: Alice Cooper rocks!
Stupid person: Whos she?
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He is one of the best shock rockers ever. Hes so awesome he actually came to my shit hometown on his EYES OF ALICE COOPER RETURNS tour and you can bet I was there! (I even painted my face heheheh)
People think hes washed up just because hes old and plays Golf, and they think hes a sellout because hes in commercials, but thast because PEOPLE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK MUSIC IS ABOUT! WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW OLD THE SINGER IS! ITS THE MUSIC THAT MATTERS! I COULDNT CARE LESS IF A BAND WAS FORMED BY A BUNCH OF FUCKING TALKING PEANUTS!!!!! AS LONG AS THEY MAKE GOOD MUSIC ID LISTEN TO THEM!
The point is, people are judging him for his appearance now, which is retarded. The people that judge him as a sellout or a washed-up old fart are probably the same people that just watch MuchMusic just to see whos hot these days, and listen to Billy Talent and Good Charlotte and other flavors of the month. YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK! YOU CAN ALL ROT IN POSER HELL!! ALICE COOPER WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE OF THE BEST METAL GROUPS TO BE FORMED!
Best songs by him:
Schools Out,
Poison,
Billion Dollar Babies,
Elected,
Sick Things,
No More Mr. Nice Guy,
I'm Eighteen,
and FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN (one of the best songs EVER with a sick solo)
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A rock artist who helped shape what music is today. Not a girl you idiots.
Alice Cooper is awesome
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One of the originals. Influenced most 80s metal and rock bands. Rumored to now be a Christian conservative who golfs and owns a restaurant.
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Amazing(if ageing) shock rocker. He is actually a man, to any stupid fuck that thought otherwise. The name of the band that got him successful was Alice Cooper, and he believed himself to be the reincarnation of a witch of that name. later, he legally changed his name to Alice Cooper. The song that he is probably most famous for is schools out.
Alice Cooper is a rock God.
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Shock rocker and theatrical artist, as well as a musician. Though a pioneer in shocking parents worldwide, his music is generally fairly upbeat and rarely harbors any real malice.
Some speculation was made by aforementioned shocked parents that he was the Antichrist, but as usual these detractors had not listened to the music they were attacking and did not understand the man who created it.
Uninformed Christian: "Alice Cooper is evil!"
Comparitively intelligent rocker: "Alice Cooper rocks!"
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Definitive Shock Rocker. First theatrical artist, first controversial artist, first musician ever to be truely hated by parents.
Has Influenced countless other artists. Here is a few. Marilyn Manson, Kiss, Motle Crue, Twisted Sister, Slipknot, Guns n Roses, WASP ect ect.
Alice Cooper....... need u say more?
