Alien Abduction

What is Alien Abduction?


1.

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.

Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?

Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.

See bubba

2.

The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.

Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?

Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.

See drinking, night, alien


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