What is Alien Abduction?
A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.
Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.
The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.