Alien Ass Salve

What is Alien Ass Salve?


1.

a preparation useful for the treatment of butthurt, usually required after having one's feelings hurt in various forums. Often needed when forum poster is also making a glass swan.

People who frequent political forums often find themselves in need of alien ass salve after losing arguments and/or being shown up as total asshats.

See alien, butthurt


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