What is Alien Ass Salve?
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a preparation useful for the treatment of butthurt, usually required after having one's feelings hurt in various forums. Often needed when forum poster is also making a
People who frequent political forums often find themselves in need of alien ass salve after losing arguments and/or being shown up as total asshats.
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