What is Alien Hand?
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The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.
Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.
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when boxers are caught in the scrotum and it becomes violently itchy
guy1: bro, i've go Itchybollockitus
guy2: cuz thats nasty!
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