Alien Hand

What is Alien Hand?

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

See tug job, hand job, rub one out

Kirstie

1. A type of person who is awesomely sexy, athletic, and beautiful. Usually blond headed preps that runs cross-country and track, and play..

Junkster

1. (n). a person who is in need of durgs or action and is helpless to do or get any without someone doing all the work. also a pushy junky ..

Tysonize

1. make small, and grow hair. Bozo the clown was tysonized...

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