Alien Hand

What is Alien Hand?

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

See tug job, hand job, rub one out

Qfl

1. An acronym for "quit fuckin(g) lying". "QFL, I did not steal your delicious chocolate treats!" See internet slang,..

Something_x

1. A very gay(homosexual) person who thinks s/he is cool. Wow, that guy sure is a Something_X. Look at those pants! See something_x, gay,..

Quefet

1. When you release gas from the gouche, the area between the genitalia and the anus. Can and will be extremely smelly: Ex: Like rotten egg..

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