What is Alien Hand?
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The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.
Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.
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A bikini burger, a vertical bacon sandwich
I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, ope..
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A name given to men that fuck their girlfriends in the kitchen area. (Preferable the counter-tops)
Yo counter-top, how was brunch with ..
