What is Alien Hand?
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The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.
Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.
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when you shove your dick in a pigeon or any kind of bird
" Im a Muffin Twanger"
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Someone who drives at a constant 45 miles per hour, regardless of what the speed limit is on their section of road. They'll happily..
