Alien Hand

What is Alien Hand?

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

See tug job, hand job, rub one out

Mooner

1. an individual who regularly exposes his ass in public - expressing a latent homosexual desire for anoreceptivity I heard Sigmund Freud ..

Jewvid

1. A Jew named David. The commissioner of the NBA is Jewvid Stern. See jew, david, hanukkah, menorah, J-Smoove..

Eating Machine

1. a person who eats too much way too fast. Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out. Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....

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