Alien Hand

What is Alien Hand?

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

See tug job, hand job, rub one out

Postoagie

1. stoner lingo, like "stoner" or "bro" Yo! Postoagie! 'sup?..

Zxcvbn

1. The youngest of the brothers. He never gets attention because: He's on the bottom of the keyboard, not the middle, like asdfghand ..

Zub

1. What a yuleh call's someone who is being a dick "YULEh whas up" "shut the fuck up ZUB" "FUCK U CUNT PUN..

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