Alien Hand

What is Alien Hand?

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

See tug job, hand job, rub one out

Rusty Trail Mix

1. a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a ne..

Jangaloon

1. Somebody that acts like a complete moron. Mom: Put on some pants Josh! Josh: No, they're constrictive and I don't like them...

Yeshi

1. Somebody or animal (usually babies or puppies) that are incredibly cute! YESHI! My dog is sooooo adorable! See cute, adorable, babyish..

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