Alien Hand

What is Alien Hand?

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

See tug job, hand job, rub one out

Undork

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Fast Chaplin

1. The act of pulling your penis out of ones anus and jabbing the upper lip of another, leaving a shit stain that looks like charlie chapli..

Ujoint

1. Making an alcohol run for those under 21 years of age. Yo, I'm running a ujoint, you need anything? See buyer..

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