Alien Hand

What is Alien Hand?

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

See tug job, hand job, rub one out

Ambidexterous

1. Someone who can write with both right and left hands I am ambidexterous. I can write with both right and left hands...

Buenor

1. a lazy ass loposaurus wetback who picks fruits in season and washes my car after a hard day of real work. also associated with fat buen..

Beat A Heat

1. have a cigarette, to go smoke I think I am going to go beat a heat...

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