Alien Hand

What is Alien Hand?

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

See tug job, hand job, rub one out

W.a.r.

1. An awesome group of people who are right on every term. Hey look, a member of W.A.R., we should respect them because they are right...

Turdpercher

1. Person who takes a dump and doesn't flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile..

Kmia

1. Kiss My Irish Ass....unless you work for an Irish person who wants to advise you...to Keep Me Informed and Advised...see the difference?..

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