Alien Jizz

What is Alien Jizz?

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"

Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

See mess, stain, cum bucket, retardation, friendship

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