What is Alien Jizz?
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When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.
Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
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What you do to try to clear a furball out of your throat
Shit I had to do the old latenihtgargle after eating my wife last night...
