Alien Masterbation Edit Meaning

1. Male who acts strangely with a weird aroma, who you believe to be on a government register. "I’m sure I’ve seen that pervy pete on..

1. When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense. After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asa..

1. To think your jokes are funnier than they really are. Hey guys, did you hear my joke? I eat nuts with both hands. I must be almondextro..