Alien Masterbation

What is Alien Masterbation?

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

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1. Monster with claws. Used when IMing friends. :Hi how are you?! :Pretty good! :Great! :And you? :I FELL MONSTROUS!! ( ")(..!.!...

The Boy Den

1. 1. A shady gathering, of hot, sweaty men, who trade rum parrots, spices, and burly man-action *of course*. 2. An elite group on A.O.L. ..

Ambient Intimacy

1. Internet ESP a side effect of social networking sites such as Twitter and the Facebook News Feed; increased awareness of your 'frie..

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