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A ground up terd spread across someones chest until it dissolves.
I just spread my VilePickle, now it's time for the lube...
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The act of pulling out before ejaculation, and proceeding to masturbate, then ejaculating.
I'd rather be Fallooning.
See masturba..
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A over anxious, impatient person calling every 5 minutes waiting for Ups to arrive
The UpsBasterd was offered overnight air but refused..